Pretending you're interested in the teacher's... →
theannoyingskwid: And before you know it, 10 minutes are wasted, and you’re like
I love when people say "that's not real music". →
theannoyingskwid: Oh I’m sorry I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.
When someone says "So tell me about yourself" →
You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
Teacher asks you to read out loud. →
theannoyingskwid: You don’t even know the page they’re on What book are we reading ?! WHAT CLASS IS THIS?! ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION. NO HABLA INGLÉS.
Your life is incomplete without reading this.
laughcentre: Strangers are looking at me and judging as I began to snort when it was dead quiet. don’t think anything has made me laugh so much on the internet in so long. Omg i dont care if this is long.. It’s the best post ever way to hilarious This post is extremely long but you just have to read it oh my fucking god. Just read all of it, was so worth it
The trolling bus driver →